Someone email me when Jeff Lieber posts a diary.

It's windy today, which makes me crabby.  

A Kossack who formerly had my ear has written a diary with a premise straight out of Jr. High that says, essentially, "Barack Obama talked to Fox so he isn't my friend anymore."  Never mind that Obama did a fantastic job, and says clearly at every opportunity that he intends to listen and speak to all Americans. Actually ALL Americans!   I am more disgusted by this diary than I have been by anything I have seen Fox do; after all, we expect them to be mendacious second stringers.  

And my fantasy baseball team hit 3/33 yesterday.  That really cheeses me off too.  I'm managing my imaginary HEART OUT for freak's sake, and this is the best they can do?  I'm putting only brown M&Ms in the dugout until something changes.

I'm simply can't function as a community member until Jeff Lieber writes a diary.   And I hope it's a funny one.  I know it's Sunday...  his Serious Day.   I'm still hopeful.  The only problem with this is that I won't know that he did it, because I am going to be off muttering on the sidelines.  I'm going to go swim laps until I don't remember what I was talking about anymore, and until I forget that sadly, we will never be entirely free of Jr. High.

Garghassfardth!
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